It’s official: I have found a new apartment. I’m sure it has been keeping you up at night, so I thought I would ease your troubles and give you some details about my new digs.

It’s a lovely, open studio with high ceilings and a balcony. As if that wasn’t awesome enough, it has a FULL oven, stove, dishwasher, washing machine and dryer, AND a full bath.

Some of you still live at home and are probably like, “Big deal. I have a washer and dryer in my house, too.” But here is the sad truth my friends: most affordable apartments don’t have those things. Most of them make you schlep to the laundry room where you have to pay $1.25 (all in quarters) a load and if you’re not there to pick up your stuff at the exact time the cycle is over, you run the risk of some stranger picking out your things and sticking them on top of the machine for all to see. Never cool, exactly like texting and driving. Don’t do it.

In short, I am in appliance heaven.

I hope you will all come visit and if you’ve got some laundry or dishes to wash, please do not hesitate to bring them along. I got you covered.

Until next time!